
Miller64
What Number is Smaller?
64. 80. They say it doesn't take a genius to figure out which number is smaller. We disagree.
The Problem
The Insight
One of the biggest barriers to entry for plant-based is taste.
We don't want to believe that meat alternatives taste like (or even better than) the real thing. But Alpha Foods' products really do.
Its superior savor is a key differentiator.
The Solution
In fact, Alpha Foods' alternatives taste so much like the real thing that it could accidentally turn you into a vegan.
That's exactly what happened to this clown, colonel and redheaded pigtailed girl.
These famous meat-eaters unknowingly became plant-based lovers—and are suing for damages.
Members of the public who believe they've been duped into loving Alpha's plant-based food are encouraged to join this Class Action Lawsuit, too.
Though, they may not like the reparations. (Coupons for more Alpha products.)
Miller64
64. 80. They say it doesn't take a genius to figure out which number is smaller. We disagree.
eos
After more than a year in lockdown, we're going to love to do the things we used to hate.