Destroy the Evidence

When Netflix announced its new movie "Knives Out: A Glass Onion Mystery," and some random guy tweeted that the streaming service should do a partnership with Outback Steakhouse's Bloomin' Onion, the only obvious answer was, "sure, okay, that works."

There's no seriously groundbreaking reason for this partnership. Other than they both share an onion. So instead of running away from that absurdity, why not run towards it?

Destroy the evidence.

In celebration of the new murder mystery, we encouraged people to order a Bloomin' Onion, kill it, and go to extreme lengths to destroy the evidence (the receipt).

Those who film themselves and show Outback proof get their next Bloomin' Onion free.